Sanity? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere

Random Question.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:48:06 GMT

Was Jorja Fox in Terminal Velocity? If she is I might stay up to watch. Jorja + gun = love. Then The Black Dahila on too.

I'll stay up to watch Scarlett Johanson to be out acted by her fuzzy sweater and Mia Kirshner out acting everyone as the corpse.

Can you tell I watched the flim when it came on the cinema?

Josh Harlett was wooden. Aaron Eckhard left too early. Hillary Swank was the best thing in the movie...

I perfer the book, I love James Ellory's stuff. Brass was Mickey Cohen in LA Confidental, which I think is cool.

Off to lurk.

tdz

Ha Random Lyric

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:52:25 GMT

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without the_dark_zodiac by my side.

Anyone for a rousing chorus of I Will Survive?

;D <3

tdz

OTPs Don't Ask Me Why

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:14:52 GMT

Random non human OTPs for some of my favourite fandoms *sticks tongue in cheek*

Calleigh Duquense / Guns = OTP

Eric Delko / Trauma = OTP

HoCaine / Sunglasses Of Justice = OTP

Ryan Wolf / Ties = OTP

Frank Tripp / His Hips = OTP

Natalia Boa Vista / Lab Coats = OTP

Maxine Valeria / Random Show Ups = OTP

Tara Price / Weird Tablets = OTP

Aaron Hotchner / Not Smiling = OTP

Doctor Spencer Reid / Randon Facts = OTP

Derek Morgan / Tackling = OTP

Emily Prentiss / Compartmentlising = OTP

Jennifer Jareau / Mics = OTP

Penelope Garcia / Hacking = OTP

David Rossi / The Charm Braclet Of [Un]Finished Business = OTP

Sara Sidle / Coveralls = OTP

Catherine Willows / Tight Low Cut Tops = OTP

Doctor Gilbert Grissom / Bugs = OTP

Warrick Brown / Flirting = OTP

Nick Stokes / Praise = OTP

Greg Sanders / Old Vegas = OTP

Sofia Curtis / Shirts = OTP

James Brass / Taking No Sh*t = OTP

Leroy Jethro Gibbs / Coffee = OTP

Caitlin Todd / Skirts = OTP

Antony DiNozzo / Borderline Flirting = OTP

Ziva Davids / Misprouncations = OTP

Tim McGee / Computer RPGs = OTP

Abigail Scuito / Ink = OTP

Doctor Donald Mallard / Rambling = OTP

Jimmy Palmer / High Risk Sex = OTP

Elliot Stabler / Rage = OTP

Olivia Benson / Unpretty Crying = OTP

Alexandra Cabot / Glasses Of Power And Justice = OTP

John Munch / Conspirsancy Theories = OTP

Oafin Tutuola / Knowing Stuff = OTP

Doctor George Haung / Obviousiness = OTP

Casey Novak / Lurching = OTP

Donald Cragen / His Knife = OTP

*shakes head*

Really random.

the dark zodiac

NCIS Musing.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:25:33 GMT

Just finished the Tiva rec fics. I like them, a lot. Really sweet. Bonus points for a mention of Kate. I like Ziva, but I also liked Kate. Kate/Abby are my OTP, now probably followed by Tony/Ziva.

Makes me wonder if McGee ever wrote anything about Kate. Because if I remember right that everyone had a character based on them. Becasue didn't they mention it a few times. And I love the ep when he pulled his writer stick to get into a club, with Ziva, Abby and Agent Lee as his dates.

I love the whole bowling Nuns. Abby going bowling with Nuns! Bonus!

Ah...NCIS.

Things I Shouldn't Be Reading This Early

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:29:38 GMT

Seriously. I Shot Marg is just one of those. I nearly spat out my morning cup of milk. Then the brain caught up the fact she's talking about a photo shoot. Makes it all better.

Nice pic tho'.

I think she's on tonight as someone else. Erin Brockervich [or how you spell it]. I think Marg was in I'm not sure, and I'm too tired to chase it up on IMDB. I've seen her a crappy TV movie, as Steven Segal's girlfriend, and David Quad's wife. Damn she gets around ;D. I saw her in Mr Brooks, it was a blink and you miss it because it was trailer.

*yawn*

Now I've just got see her in China Beach, ER [I think she was in it, because someone had an odd fact that George, Jorja and Marg where in it but never shared a scene together, Marg and Jorja sharing a screen always makes me want to grab the nearest bucket and throw it over it because it's hot] and everything else she's been in. ;p. She was KC wasn't she in China Beach? Someone on TWOP mentioned when ever they see CK they change it into KC and think about the Ho!Yay! between her character and someone else.

I should really down load that vid I saw on P&P. *eye roll*.

Ooh Glee's just been on, must check it out.

*sleepy*

the dark zodiac

More Aler titles

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:28:57 GMT

She's Smiling To Suppress Her Gag Relex Fight Night CSI

Benson's Beauty Right? Just One Look SVU

Jefferies Wishes She Could Do Her Own Rope Trick Stocks And Bondage SVU

Gag Me! Wanderlust SVU

Courage Snuffed Out By A Soup Can Remorse SVU

3 Badge Flash Open Season Criminal Minds

For rainbowjumpsuit NCIS Alter titles II

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:22:12 GMT

Gee McGee's Polite L.T Jane Doe

Kicking In The Gym The Bone Yard

Sharing A Bathroom Is Fun Terminal Leave

Let's Dance Call Of Slience

Burning Up Heart Break

Eye Eye Forced Entry

I Really Liked Him Chained

Abby Finds Kate's Boyfriend And Gets A Reward Black Water

We All Know Who Kate Thinks Of When She Looks At Abby Doppleganger

The Man From U.N.C.L.E Goes Missing The Meat Puzzle

Sorry Notes Witness

You've Never? Caught On Tape

How Did You Do That? Pop Life

Tony's Laura An Eye For An Eye

Toilet Breaks Kill Biniki Wax

Probie Gets Probed By A Nut Job Conspiracy Theory

Red Red Paint: Gibbs' Kicks Ass Red Cell

Spa? Underwear! Check! Hometown Hero

Kissing Kate And Tony SWALK

Nightmares Come True Twilight

Rain Pain Kill Ari Part 1

Ziva's Loyality Ain't In The Blood Kill Ari Part 2

Bury Me Deep Mind Games

Jigsaw? Switch

Abby Takes Drastic Measures The Voyeur's Web

How Do I Know? Game. Honor Code

Ziva Snores But I Think Tony Already Knew Under Covers

Don't Make Abby Spill Her Caf-Pow! Frame-Up

Hestitate? Don't! Probie

Someone's Got Jar Issues Model Behaviour

Burning Money Boxed In

Kill The Fish Deception

Sleepers Lying Deep Light Sleeper

Pieces Of Marine Head Case

Gibbs Head Slaps Himself Family Secret

Ass Shot Ravernous

Kate? Bait

Revenge Is Cold Iced

Corn Faked Untouchable

Car Shot Jeopardy

Ziva Speaks! Hiatus: Part 1

Struggle Hiatus Part 2

A Few CSI SVU Alter titles

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:51:12 GMT

Granddaddy's The Daddy Misleader SVU

Gee Catherine You Really Know How To Ruin A Date The Finger

The Staring Squad Living Doll CSI

Stabler's Choice Of End Sophmore Jinx

He Ain't Saling Chatroom

Money Solves The Probelm Entitled SVU

Roll 'Er Roll 'Er Turning Of THe Screw

Kink really

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:46:36 GMT

http://ansera.livejournal.com/21451.html#cutid1

CM Kink Meme, pick your poison. Some good stuff.

I'm off to write some more stuff and compose an ode to C/S and E/JJ. I think my brain has visting rights of all sorts of crap.

My muses don't know the meaning of 'F**K Off And Leave Me Alone'

*head desk*

the dark zodiac

Flying Rings Oh My!

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:22:10 GMT

Chaos reins. Sometimes flying things are fun, other times they're a pain in the neck.

At least destruction isn't coming my way.

Just a random wee note.

Marg <3. Jorja <3. Paget <3. AJ <3. Kristen <3.

Jorja's stuff photos <3 <3 <3.

Yes, the Criminal Minds Muse has woken up. So's the CSI muse.

*off to take an a headache tablet*

tdz

For rainbowjumpsuit NCIS Alter titles

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:28:58 GMT

Always Trust Gibbs' Gut Even Though You Loose Your Lunch Yankee White

Acid Flirting Hung Out To Dry

Bullet Riddles Seadog

The Internet Is Mighter Than The Sword The Immortals

Murder CGI The Curse

Tony Gets A Complex High Seas

I'm Where? Sub Rosa

Lizard Sleep Minimum Security

I'm Sorry Boom Left For Dead

Satellite Eye Eye Spy

Perfume Means Murder My Other Left Foot

Gunny Gibbs One Shot, One Kill

Car Stop The Good Samartian

Seeing Things Enigma

What Scares You? Bete Noire

Things That Abby Should Not Say The Truth Is Out There

Lady In Red UnSealed

Guts And He Is A She Dead Man Talking

Desk Hair Missing

Trust Me Gibbs Split Decision

A Dead Link A Weak Link

Did You? Reveille

You haven't Met My Sister See No Evil

McGee Gets One Over On Tony The Good Wives Club

Bribes Abby Style Vanished

How about that?

Alter titles IIII

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 12:52:44 GMT

Sexy Kitty Meet Sexy Kitty Fur And Loathing CSI

Lady Heather Pwns Grissom Leave Out All The Rest CSI

Emily Bleeds Prettily In Name And Blood Criminal Minds

One? A Single Life SVU

Nice To Be You Nice Identity Criminal Minds

Sara's PMS Trip Go To Hell CSI

Pyscho Blonde Trip The Chick Chop Flick Shop CSI

Unless You're On Top No Body Cares Extreme Aggressor Criminal Minds

Twins More Fun Happystance CSI

One Down Two? Broken Mirror Criminal Minds

Leave Your Dog At Home Caged CSI

Fire Fire Fire Complusion Criminal Minds

Sara Meet Sara Butterflied CSI

Don't Look Up My Skirt! Bloodbath NCIS

Ride 'Em Bull CSI

You're The Bitch Lying With Dogs CSI

Human Garbage Cockroaches CSI

Innocent Light Riding The Lighting Criminal Minds

Rear Office Blood Hungry Criminal Minds

Sara Sidle: Bait The Strip Strangler CSI

The Babysitter Carries A Gun Blood Drops AKA If These Walls Could Talk

Beauty Killer The Hunger Artist CSI

Vainty Murder Crows Feet CSI

Captain America Rides Again The Tribe Criminal Minds

Rats! Natural Born Killer Criminal

Making A Woman The Hard Way Machoism Criminal Minds

That all for now.

Marg Marg Marg Marg Jorja Cote!

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:48:52 GMT

*skips around like a mad fan girl*

Oh my heart! I'm in my heaven. Marg and Jorja... Joined two new coms for these beautiful women.

*sigh*

*Unfurls a banner I Heart Marg. Unfurls another I Heart Jorja and unfurls the last one I Heart Cote.*

*Pulls out a trumpet and blows it in a cheertune* Salute!

I've had way too much caffine!

Tdz

Alter titles III

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:37:24 GMT

Gideon won't get laid anymore. No Way Out Part II Criminal Minds

Sara: Shitty Taste In Men. Crash And Burn CSI

Catherine: Shitty Taste In Men Weeping Willows CSI

Blonde Girl Run! The Boogeyman Criminal Minds

The Hugs Of Meaning For Warrick CSI

Cujo Lives! Justice Is Served CSI

The Begging In Evidance Locker Lady Heather's Box CSI

Never Trust A Shrink Scared To Death Crimnal Minds

Guns Are Real Baby Girl Penelope Criminal Minds

Banks And Therpy Pyschodrama Criminal Minds

If You Can't Beat 'em Murder 'em Last Laugh CSI

Murder To Order 35 O.B.K CSI

Emily's Mom's An Angel Honour Among Thieves Criminal Minds

Murder And Milkshakes No Way Out Criminal Minds

Human Soup And Vests [Hot!] All For Our Country CSI

Reid And Morgan Not Too Different Elephant's Memory Criminal Minds

For my C/S shipperiness.

Sara Never Gives Up And Catherine Knows It Dead Doll CSI

And that's my lot for the night, more tomorrow.

the dark zodiac

Alter titles more.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:02:49 GMT

Don't Leave Your CSI Alone Committed CSI

Reid's got mommy issues Revelations Criminal Minds

Things That You Don't Say To Grissom Early Rollout CSI

Scrabble Kills! Bad Words CSI

SVU = Boom! Lo-Fi Criminal Minds

What's On The Menu? Lucky Criminal Minds

Geek Love In The Shower Damaged Criminal Minds

Support Your Local Dom Slaves Of Las Vegas CSI

Casey Wins [With Alex's Help] Ghost SVU

Ingorance leads to death! Formalities CSI

Stabler's Got Daddy Issues Ripped SVU

The Seasonal Argument with Added Issues Nesting Dolls CSI

The arrival of the Legal Ass Kicker Wrong Is Right SVU

The Flirting Starts!* Cool Change CSI

*For my C/S shipping tendcies.

The One When I wasn't Drunk Wraith SVU

Dawson's A Freak The Big Game Criminal Minds

War's Bad Distress Crimninal Minds

Books Kill Empty Planet Criminal Minds

Prentiss Wants To Be The Good Daughter Children Of The Dark Criminal Minds

Music Kills Fear And Loathing Criminal Minds

Male Cops Are Stupid or Ripping Off The Ripper Jones Criminal Minds

More later.

Alter titles

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:45:32 GMT

I've been pottering around TWOP and someone was suggesting alterntive titles for SVU. Now I've got things running through my head.

College Campus Gaurds Are Creepy. Doubt Crimnal Minds

The DNA Techs In The Clink Internal Affairs CSI: Miami

Catherine Queries Sara's Powder And There Was None CSI

Just Shoot 'Em Between The Eyes Felounus Monk CSI

Did She Just Say That? Lessons Learned Crimnal Minds

Taking It Home! Payback SVU

Serial Killer Pissing Contest The Last Word Criminal Minds

Reid's Aim's Off L.D.S.K Criminal Minds

Honey Honey Cross-Jurnidiction CSI

JJ's a soccer player! North Mammon Criminal Minds

Hotch Cries 100 Criminal Minds

House Of Death! Slaughter House CSI:M

Boa Vista ain't a snake, she's a mole! Of Of Our Own CSI:M

Pavement love! Loss SVU

Sara Buggers Off Goodbye And Good Luck CSI

Miami Not So Gay Friendly In Heat Criminal Minds

Dude looks like a lady Fallacy SVU

I've got more but I can't think anymore.

Ha ha ha ya!

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:20:06 GMT

In 2009, the_dark_zodiac resolves to...
Lose ten estel_angels by March.
Give up sleeping.
Volunteer to spend time with nnnjtus.
Buy new spikmeisters.
Connect with my inner music.
Overcome my secret fear of smartyshorties.

MOW!

I Am

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:24:20 GMT

I am the words that I can not say.

I am the gestures that I want to make.

I am the things that I can not say.

I am the face that you might not want to see.

I am the pain that you feel.

I am the hurt that makes you scream.

I am the words that you wished that you could of said.

I am the eyes that close and try not to weep.

I am the tears that run down your face.

I am the fingers that wipe them away.

I am the cloth that you clean your tears away.

I am here. Right here if you need me.

I am the support I can offer.

I am the support that might not bridge the gap.

I am here for you that is all I can offer.

I am after all your friend.

I am here.

The Dark Zodiac.

For Petal of Roses.

Things I Should Not Be Thinking About

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:49:23 GMT

Argh, plot bunnies get out of my head!

I've been way too much posts about CM now I've got all sorts of crap running my head.

I admit that I've actually written a Emily Prentiss / Catherine Willows friendship bonding over the sh*ttiness of GSR and Will/JJ. Yeah reading about Emily's hangover in Vegas makes me think weird things. Like who the f*ck was Emily drinking with in Vegas? I think Catherine could call her up about the CSI snark.

Now I've got a weird fic idea of Emily hooking up with either Sara Catherine or even for bonus points Sofia. Ha! Emily/Sofia would be all about the bonding and who was 'butcher' ;D.

I'm also working on a Alex Cabot / Sara Sidle trio of stories, with Alex hooking up with Sara while she was in the WPP. When I stray out of my OTPs bounds, I can get bitchy or in my case make someone else jealous. Olivia Benson jealous? I like.

*holds head in hands*

I've also got a list of things that I shouldn't do in my fandoms...I've written over a 100 little things that I shouldn't do. I still have loads more, but I'm not sure I should post them.

*rolls eyes*

do you think I should post 'em?

the dark zodiac

Happy Unicorn Place

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:57:33 GMT

Arf.

Beyoncé's and Lady GaGa's new video is playing behind me and I'm just creeped out. Well not creeped out per se. Just wondering what are they smoking to this is a good video. OK I like hot blondes totting guns, but something doesn't sit right for me. I'm not a fan of the song, I love Lady GaGa and I'm fond of Beyoncé, but maybe if I hear the song a little more maybe it'll grown on me.

It's freezing 'round here. Not I'm just going close my eyes and wish I was somewhere else.

Maybe my happy unicorn place is a good place to be. Now I've got images of various characters riding horses.

*eye roll*

Energy

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:53:23 GMT

Damn I'm hyper, coupled with nerves and excitement of posting new fan fiction and playing on Assassins Creed 2, I'm a bundle of hyper nerves.

*Bounces off*

Just a little random note.

tdz

FF: Phantasm

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:32:47 GMT

Title: Phantasm

Author: The Dark Zodiac

Fandom: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Pairing: Catherine Willows / Sara Sidle [Cara] Established relationship.

Point Of View: Catherine Willows

Setting: Season 4. After Butterflied.

Spoilers: Seasons 1 - 9.

Rating: M

Warning: Contains girl on girl action, if this offends please stop here. As well as strong violence.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. They belong to the suits. I just play in other people's sandboxes. Seriously suing me isn't a good idea all you'll get is an IOU and nothing much else.

Summery: Do you see what I see?

Author's Note: I personally like the idea of someone who looks like someone else but is totally different, and the reactions that it causes. The title comes from my trip with the thesaurus on my computer with synonyms of 'Ghost' and phantasm came up and it fitted perfectly. ;D. And all the definitions seem to lead it's self even more.

Prologue: - Situ

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/1317.html

Part I: - My Fatal Desire.

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/1779.html

Part II:- The Moor.

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/1854.html

Part III: - Butterfly's Wings.

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/2270.html

Part IIII: - Delicate.

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/2553.html

Part V: - Fragility.

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/2719.html

Part VI: - Reclaiming Myself.

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/2844.html

Epilogue: - Still. - Sara POV

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/3182.html

X-posted to my LJ, CathSara, Women In Kevlar, CSI_Femeslash

*Ducks back under rock*

My Butterflied Musing

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:45:08 GMT

OK, I'm really nervous. I've got a really long multichapter fic based on Butterflied to post, hopefully tomorrow. But I'm crapping myself. I really worked hard on it, so I'm crapping myself because I hope that I can do justice to my Catherine / Sara paring and the whole doppleganger imagery of Butterflied. Hopefully I can work it, because I've got a story written for other pairings. CSI:M Calleigh/Natalia, SVU Alex/Olivia and Crimnal Minds Emily/JJ. All based on the Bufferflied theory, seeeing someone that looks like someone else but isn't. Hopefully I can fit it around.

Props out to Smartyshortie, the discussions we've been having about the CSR ship and other stuff helped me write the end bits, hopefully so....;D

Now maybe then my CSI muse will leave me alone so my Criminal Minds Muse and NCIS muse can get a work out. Yes my NCIS muse has decided to show up.

*The Dark 'Knap the muse waves*

tdz

more CSI Snark

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:57:05 GMT

I've just about stopped watching CSI because the stupid PTB decided that Grissom and Sara were in wuv (hork)

Ha!

I love the CM boards. I love some of the posters on there. Constasting the face that the girls on CM work together and had a snark about paging CSI about the fact of the bitchiness and arguments. And the fact that GSR killed CSI for them.

*Sings Video Killed The Radio Star* Then changes it to *GSR Killed The CSI Star*

*rolls eyes*

I love C/S and E/JJ. I hate crawfish, what the the f**k is that accent supposed to be?

Anyway off to browse.

the dark Zodiac

My thoughts.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:49:34 GMT

OK. I'm going to vent on my fixation with the Catherine / Sara Ship of CSI. I've been bouncing out this for days. And the conversation I've had with Smartyshortie makes me think. [I hope I don't come over as weird].

There's something about these two women together that makes me tick. Beauty wise, I just love brunettes and blondes together. Even though Catherine is a strawberry blonde, I've seen her described as a redhead. Blonde yes. Redhead? Maybe *eyebrow raise*.

I'm not GSR shipper, I'll stomach it as long as I get to see Sara. Any ho'.

I think brains and beauty is understatement. Yes, Catherine is supposed to be the 'beauty' of the CSI shift, and Sara's the brains. Harvard, and she has read Nuclear Physics at Berkley. But that's doing a diservice to both of them. Yeah, Catherine is hinted that she was a drop out, but she's not supid, she's a blood splatter specialist[?}. By no means is she stupid. She's not book smart like Sara. They have different types of smarts.

Catherine might be protrayed as shallow, but I don't think she is, it's just the way she works. Yes, she is mildly promiscous but she was faithful to one guy [Eddie]. And she's devstaed when he dies, although I think that's more to do with her daughter Lindsey. I think that's the way she is. She was a stripper, and she made her money by looking good. So forgive me if I think it's a hangover from being a stripper.

But I think Catherine can be compassionate, I think she was with Nick and his abuse, although has that been addressed ever again? That's why I think she would be with Sara. The arguing and fighting was a little tiresome times. The Nesting Dolls argument in context hot as hell but so damn annoying that it was used as a GSR bonding moment. Grissom rides to the rescue and Catherine!Is!A!Bitch! annoys me.

I think Sara might have a daddy/mommy fixation, maybe she might need someone who can tell her that it's OK to be a little bitchy, someone who she can connect too. That annoyed me as well. Grissom just lets her go. Hell why did you fight for her? Even my mate who not a shipper at was screaming at the screen. I lie she might be a little Sara/Greg shipper but that's at a push. She thinks Grissom sulks like a woman!

Anyway I'm sorry. *straps a bullseye on back* feel free to kick me.

the dark Zodiac