Sanity? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere

Title: Halloween’s Funhouse.

Author: The Dark Zodiac

Fandom: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Pairing: Catherine Willows / Sara Sidle [Cara]

Point Of View: Catherine Willows

Setting: Season 6.

Spoilers: Seasons 1 - 9.

Rating: M

Warning: Contains girl on girl action, if this offends please stop here, as well as being kind of surreal.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. They belong to the suits. I just play in other people's sandboxes. Seriously suing me isn't a good idea all you'll get is an IOU and nothing much else. All British spellings are mine.

Archive: Sure, just tell me where I can find it.

Beta: No. Self beta'd, looking for a beta though.

Summery: This used to be a Funhouse...

Author's Note: Sugar + Caffeine + P!nk + Halloween fic = This. I blame my weird muse. I think she's trippin'. Circus/Funhouse imagery ahead!


Act 1

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/267.html

Act 2

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/664.html

Act 3

http://community.livejournal.com/the_4_elements/911.html

X-posted to my LJ, CathSara, Women In Kevlar, CSI_Femeslash

*Ducks back under rock*

My timing's getting better, there's channel over here called Viva and they're showing Two And A Half Men from the beginning....and it I time it right I get to see one of my favourite actresses. Wearing a very short skirt and low cut red top.

PAGET!

*happy gleeful dance*

I'm working on a C/S hallowe'en fic, it's complete, but I want to tweak parts of it's. I guess I watched way too much Restless [Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 ep 22] because it's a little like that add a little Butterflied [CSI Season 4 ep 12 or 13] and you'll get a little bit of this fic. *remembering the flirty/dirty look Catherine shoots at Grissom when she find the red silk tie, I guess she was thinking about what she'd be trying with Sara later on ;-D*

I'm not posting it until I think it's ready, so hopefully this week, I know it would be late but I don't really care I'm not posting it until I'm satified with the result. My muse is a bitch but I like her that way.

Hm, now I've got an image of Emily Prentiss as Xena. *crosses eyes* Man I really should stay away from caffine.

Although I did get a rec for a BTVS/Criminal Minds/Merlin fic

*Now that's an interesting mind warp*

tDz

Went to see P!nk last night....she was f**king brilliant. Now, I've got U + Ur Hand running through my head.

My head hurts even though I didn't drink. I wonder how many parents had to avoid questions about I Touch Myself ;D.

She blew my socks off...

*skips off happily*

One word P!nk!

Squee!

The question of the day makes me smile, I'd love to take Tara McLay out then pick up Willow Rosenberg on the street corner, then pick up Sara Sidle and Catherine Willows on the strip. Before going clubbing picking Oliva Benson and Alex Cabot. Not forgetting Calleigh Duquesne and Natalia Boa Vista and Emily Prentiss and Jennifer Jareau.

*Smirk*

HoYay all round....

tdZ

I've been hanging out the TWOP boards way too much....

On the SVU they have a fantasy casting thread... I wish I had the confidence to post on there... I'd love Jorja Fox on SVU. She could play a perp or a lawyer... Bonus if she appears with Alex and Olivia. Oh my man that would so f**king cool. It would be so much for if there was a little HoYay thrown in. *crosses eyes* Must check out the Sara/Olivia fic on P&P.

*head desk*

It would be kind a cool if Marg turned up... :D.

Sorry it's just coming in my head... must write a crackfic! about Catherine and Sara turning up in SVU. *smiles like a fool*

"You're defending your girlfriend."

"And you're not?"

"Objection!"

Weird place... I like it.

tDz

Ok.

I heart Amber Benson. My friend sent me a link for Amber doing the Macarena. *snort* Now that would be funny for a full length vid. Hey Macarena!

I also heart Jorja Fox and Marg Helenberger. TV Guide *Sigh*. Love the front cover, did a very long fan girl dance. Then had a little WTF moment when they asked if Catherine would kiss Sara... OK I'm CSR shipper, but unless they did a 3 or 4 seasons reset it might work. But now canonally it would be a little OOC for both of them [Grr GSR]. Although Jorja did mention that they kissed at the shoot... :D. Anyway I live in hope that Sara will come to her senses [not a chance :(].

Now I'm imaging this scene:

"Have you been making out with Catherine again?"

"No."

"Then why are you wearing her lipsstick?"

"Damn."

*Muse is in a good way*

Although looking forward to the 3 cross over. There might be a bonus of Riley Adams not coming back. OK, I like Lauren Lee Smith, but Riley? Meh. Ray -> Grissom Mark II.

Swinging back to the CSI:M prem. Someone mentioned that if Calleigh was anymore chipper she'd have pom poms. Now I've got the image of Calleigh in a cheerleader's outfit. Give me a C! Give me a S! Give me a I! Give me a M! Give me a I! Give me a A! Give me a M! Give me an I!

*frowns*

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Watched the trailer for the first ep of CSI.... Did I fall asleep and wake up in The Matrix? Seriously, it's all gun blazing. People getting shot... Ray seemingly kicking arse. Hodges saving Wendy.... and my least favourite bit. Sara's wedding ring.

*growl* If some one tells me that GSR is a perfect romance I will throw up all over their shoes. I'm a CSR shipper and I don't even think it's a perfect romance. Maybe it's me *rolls eyes and face palm*.

I would have warmed to GSR if Grissom had just gone after Sara at the start, not 5 or 6 years later. And hadn't chased after everything Not!Sara in a skirt. Terri Miller, Lady Heather, Sofia Curtis even a little twisted way Catherine... Seriously Gris you took a hell of a long time to pull your head out off arse.

Canon really sucks for my ships. Two of my ships have one of the pairing dead. Both from gun shots, one in the back one in the forehead. Another one is married. Another one's engaged and we won't even go there about Calleigh and Eric...:(.

*closes eyes*

"Your shirt..."

Oh great.

*off to sulk*

Just seen Invention Of Lying trailer with sound... snorted into my drink when the lovely Ms March says, "Have we got time to go to a hotel?" Snort. Doesn't make me want to see the film but it certainly amuses me. I'm pretty twisted in my sense of humor. *Smirk* Maybe Ricky Gevias is more attractive than Bobby Flay *snort*.

Now if she said that to Olivia *sigh*.

CSI:M looks like it's the ep And They're Offed. Dressing like Annie Hall for some reason [Calleigh] Again *snort*, I love the kinda bitchiness that has seemingly affected people when discussing Calleigh's dress sense. I think she looks good, but that's just me. *face palm*

Anyway, looks like the CSI's are all coming back this week. Also I'll be avoiding CSI unless the lovely Sara Sidle makes her appearance...then I'll grab my sick bucket if they confirm that Grissom's made an honset [Snort] woman of her. Again eye roll.

Although seeing Jorja Fox on Drop Dead Diva was amusing. Her in handcuffs and sporting an orange prison jump suit will live on in my memory for a long time with the silly smile that makes me think of 'evil' Sara. *Grin*. Oh the images. Coupled that with Catherine stripping well unbuttoning in Leaving Las Vegas *VBG*. On the fan fictions I could write.

*skips off into a happy place*

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So Sara's coming back. The spoiler made me smile, then other made me throw up a little in my mouth. *rolls eyes*

Well, it's going to be an excuse to watch CSI and snark over the reactions. I seriously have missed the C/S moments even tho' sometimes they were at each other's throats. But at least they were on the screen.

*dives back into s1-s7*.

Amusing is the TWOP recaps. I love some of the comments. Especially about Sara's hair *lol* Although the whole Grissom Sara, underwear and Billy Bud made me frown and wish I had brain bleach. OK Catherine, but not Grissom.

Swinging back to Criminal Minds. JJ as Miss Piggy and Emily as Kermit. *Grins* I've got images of JJ hitting Emily with a High Ya! Everything time she does something. Now that would be amusing. *Crack fic crack fic*

Smiles.

Looks like writer's block has done it again. Now my mind's filled with Vampires. Fun, fun fun.

Vamp Willow, Leonre... Two of my favourite people vamp'd up. Alyson H, Amber B. Now I'm just going to scrible some CSI, CSI:M, SVU, NCIS and Criminal Minds inspired Vamps...

But Vamps can be used to describe a woman who is completely seductive *thinks of Lady Heather of CSI*

Off to write.

Ok, I'm not posting this on the writers block, mainly cause I need to have a little reasoning behind it.

Favourite duos in TV. non shippery:

Buffy Summers / Rupert Giles -> c'mon they worked so well together. It was definetly a good duo. Plus the show when down the pan when Giles left.

Gil Grissom / Catherine Willows -> I may think sometimes Grissom can be an arse of the nth kind, but I love the way these two work together. Made for some fun awkward moments.

Doctor 'Ducky' Mallard / Leroy Jethro Gibbs -> Not many people can call Gibbs on his s**t, and not get pulled up on it. This goes for Gibbs / Tony, Tony / Ziva and Tony /Kate. [I still miss Kate].

Mac Taylor / Stella -> I like these two together, it's another nice friendship thing I like.

Elliot Stabler / Olivia Benson -> see above.

Shippy *takes deep breath and ducks for cover to avoid the rotten fruit*

Willow / Tara -> My first fandom, I cut my teeth shipping these two. And I still think they were the cutest thing on BTVS, baring Willow / Oz. Willow Kennedy meh.

Catherine / Sara -> Yeah yeah, never happen but I liked the way they worked together, and it was kinda hot when they were trying to hand each other's arses back to them on a plate.

Calleigh / Natalia -> Cute, fun and very fluffy to me anyway.

Kate / Abby -> Again fun shippy and they were such opposites of each other, they would of made a nice team.

Alex Cabot / Olivia Benson -> HoYay runnth over.

Emily / JJ and Lindsey / Jill -> my new ships, I don't know why I like 'em but I do. I kinda find Cindy small and annoying, and Elle I haven't seen enough to make a judgement.

*shoves soap boax away*

Just my thoughts.

tdZ

Happy b'day to me.

I share my birthday with two lovely ladies Kirsten Vangsness and Jorja Fox. Granted, that's the only thing I share in common with them.

*sigh*

tdZ

'K. Nearly my birthday, yay! DVDs and chinese food, I will be so happy.

Got Ghost Of The Shell: The Soild State DVD today, man that blows my mind. I love this series, it really blows my mind, already got the first movie and Innocence. I couldn't move from my seat when I watched those two movies, I was just blown away. Seriously good anime flims. I've got into anime and manga a lot now, I don't know why but the stuff I get just blows me a way. Perfect Blue is just a mind f*ck, and Blood The Last Vampire is way too short. But they've made a live action verison which I hope to see soon, because I love the anime verison so hopefully the live action verison will be just as good.

Plot bunnies ahoy. I've got images of candle wax. I don't know why but... hey ho, I lead where ever my five muses take me.

Which is usually somewhere really weird lately. Still working on my own stuff hopefully I've got enough words in me to complete my 4/6 part fiction that I'm working on.

One word for ya. Butterflied.

That certainly perked up the muses....

Other word Cuvak.

*Grins*

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Sara Sidle or Willow Rosenberg <- They're both geeks and I'm huge geek. :D

Gee, it's *really* long list, this is the prelims right?

Good things:

Lead actresses: Marg, Mariska, Emily and Melinda

Supporting: Stephine, Anna and Eva.

Plus George and Billy. Also supporting A.J, Eddie as well oh yeah Eric!!

Bad things:

Supporting: Lauren Lee Smith...

Gee Riley's pretty a non person. Don't get me wrong, I do like Lauren but Riley... meh. Way too trigger happy for my taste. Who was she supposed replace Warrick or Sara?

the WTF:

Alyson H as in How I Met Your Mother. Seriously?

I like AH, but HIMYM is lame, really.

Sigh.

Was their any sniff of anyone from Criminal Minds? Paget, Thomas, Kristen, Shemar, Matthew, AJ? I'm pretty meh on Joe. But it's all fun.

*off to look at the list again*


ETA:

Yes! Thomas and Joe got nom, Paget and Kirsten too!

tdZ

Happy days...

AC *points to icon* is coming back for the 11 season.

The only thing that could make me happier if Jorja Fox would confirm that she's going show her face in season 10 CSI...

Granted that may never happen. But I can hope.

:D

*channels her inner tween*

SQUEE!

tdz

Ah... disturbing.

Just found myself falling into Twitter again...

OMG, I think I've just found Amber Benson on Twitter.... *seriously* I am freaking out...

Month to b'day. Oh happy days...

Ah how.

small note, Twitter and gerbils.

Squirrels with glasses...

Disturbing.

tdZ

Hmm...

Brain bleach is a great idea. I wish really that I had more of it sometimes. Seriously I think about some weird things.

Criminal Minds for example... I think Hotch got shot at the end [I really not sure about this]. I have a really odd thought about Hotch coming back hooking up with either Emily or JJ [or both] then burning out and taking them to Costa Rica and setting up with monkeys... Seriously weird *breaks out the bleach* Just the image of Hotch/JJ, Hotch/Emily or Emily/Hotch/JJ weirds me out. I like Hotch but him hooking up with anyone in BAU.... no thanks.

If I wanted to watch a supervisor having a whole brain cell explosion and hooking up with a co-worker I'd watch CSI yes I'm looking at you Grissom and Sara. Again break out the brain bleach for GSR.

Breaking out the brain bleach for SVU. Elliot/Olivia. Liz/Alex. Although I'm warming to Casey/Liz :D. Cragen/Alex, Cragen/Olivia. Munch/Alex, Munch/Olivia.

*runs screaming from the building*

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Oooh, I've got a some good snark... [I think so anyway]

First tho' *squee* I have an icon. *points* goof off I being.

CSI:Mag -> omg are they 12? Seriously they seem that they are being tweens *squeeing* over the GSR kiss at the end of Grissom's last ep [at time of writing]. Suuurreee. That would be a lot more believable if I hadn't seen the momental f*ck up that was Leave Out All The Rest, Sara pratically dumps Gil? - I'm still not sure about the vid monologue - Then he trots off to Lady Heather who knows something wrong "Where's Sara?" Then he says "Stay with me Heather." Was I the one one who was thinking WTF? Then 4? eps later they're all loved up... O-K right. Seriously Gil you are an a*sehole sometimes. In my mind they pull away and Sara says, "I'm leaving you for Catherine." Snicker. Sometimes GSR = WTF. Although on a shallow note, Billy + monkey = cute.

CSI:M: Cal/Eric = WTF. Come on Cal, you can do a lot better. Even Ryan is better than Eric.

CSI:NY: *bows* I love the Danny/Lindsey, it was so cute even from the beginning CSI/CSI:M take note. I wonder if there is going to be some points about Ruben's Mother being addressed at some point? At least it wasn't stale, it lead up to it instead being buried then dug up when they need to write out a couple of stars....

Twitter:Fake! I've been laughing my head off at the fake!SVU Twitters, I'm loving the Alex/Casey/Kim smack downs. And Huang's lusting after Elliot and Olivia's id crisis Butchy McFab Vs Oliska. And Cragen's pet monkey. And Warner snarking that she can't get a SVUer down to a crime scene, the two CSU techs. Also the judges Donnelly and Judge Petr injecting their snark.

*sigh*

*off to write things that will never happen...*

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How many people do I need to convert to the love of Law And Order: Special Victims Unit before I can can my fan toaster oven?

I know that's just weird but it makes me feel better. And no I'm not going to debate what's made me feel so crappy over the last few weeks. :-(

But I will say one thing... ALEX CABOT IS BACK!

My HoYay cup runnth over.

A/O is my new anti-drug. They're fitting in with my Cara, DuVista, Kabby and Kitten fandoms.

*sigh*

One you've seen it, you can't stop seeing it....

Off to run though A/O fan fic.

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